GOOD NAKED/ BAD NAKED, VAGINA POWER, LISA LAMPANELLI, JOEL STEIN, LADY AND THE TRAMP STAMP!

This morning we talked about Jenny McCarthy and her attempted tree sex story that oddly turned us on. Jenny once took too much of the party drug ecstasy and found herself pressed up against a tree trying to have intercourse.

Then we got into some Good Naked Bad Naked stories, which ended up to be GOOD NAKED!

Kevin and Andrea were very excited to welcome Alexyss K. Tylor also known as Vagina Power back to the show. Alexyss K. Tylor is the author of Spiritual Sexuality Vagina Power, as well as the talk show host for Vagina Power! She talks about spiritual sexuality vagina power, penis power, sperm power.  Alexyss teaches about sex chakras, the auric field and how to use them to reach ultimate orgasms.

The Power Hour:

Today’s Power Hour celebrated the current November issue of Playboy! We kicked it off with the one and only Lisa Lampanelli, whose column this month asks the question, ”Does the Enemy Wear Underoos?” Lisa stated her views regarding White moms vs. Black moms. Apparently white moms do not discipline their children enough, where as black moms do not take as much “crap.” Lisa will be on Letterman this Thursday November 15^th showing off her 90 pound weight loss from gastric sleeve surgery! Check out her website and all stand-up dates at www.insultcomic.com. Then we welcomed another Playboy columnist, Joel Stein, to his first Power Hour appearance. His column this month, “How To Make Adult Friends,” discusses how hard it is for men to develop friendships with other guys, without giving them a gay vibe. Joel thinks it is much easier for women to make friends due to outings such as going out to dinner, getting your nails done, shopping and meeting up for drinks.  Joel hung around while we brought in two models, Nicole and Sasha, to play “Lady and the Tramp Stamp.” Kevin, Andrea and Joel asked the models two personal questions each in order to guess which one had the Tramp Stamp.  Some of the questions included their favorite sexual positions, number of piercings, and hometowns.  As we wrapped up the show, Sasha revealed that she was our Lady with the Tramp Stamp!

WHAT WOULD HEF DO, SCOTT ALEXANDER, CAN WE GET TO 10, MISS SOCIAL WINNERS, DR. MATLOCK AND “G-SHOTS”!!!

This morning we asked the ladies if the bows on the front of their panties piss them off. Apparently the tiny bows used as cute decorations on panties are more than just annoying!

We got the latest on all Games and Gadgets from Scott Alexander. Then Kevin and Andrea dove into the November issue of Playboy with CAN WE GET TO 10! Andrea got to 10 as she called a wedding service, while Kevin also got to 10 when he called a restaurant. It was a tie!

The Power Hour:

Today we kicked off the Power Hour with a game of “What Would Hef Do?” The question we asked Hef was, “Do you hold any World Records?” Hef told us, “I am now in the Guinness Book of Records with the most scrapbooks of anybody.” Well done, Mr. Hefner!  Then we got a chance to meet our Playboy August Miss Social winner Rose Chiauzzi and September Miss Social winner Jessica Lee Flowers.  We were also thrilled to welcome Dr. David Matlock back to the Mini Mansion, a man who has seen over 100,000 vaginas!  Dr. Matlock has dedicated his entire cosmetic practice to Female Genital Plastic Surgery and has invented a new procedure called the “G –Shot.” The procedure involves an injection of hyaluronan into the G-Spot area for increased amount of vaginal orgasms, due to increased sensitivity. Today Dr. Matlock offered one complementary “G-Shot” procedure to one of our two lovely models, Lauren and Molly, depending on who he, Kevin and Andrea felt needed it the most. The girls had to describe why they would be the best candidate for the G-Shot, and also played G-Marks The Spot – a game where they  had to pin a sticker on a demo skeleton while blindfolded, in an attempt to show where the G-Spot is located. Kevin also had Dr. Matlock show him how the injection would look by demonstrating on a raw turkey and a syringe.  After voting who would be the best candidate, Lauren Volker was our G-Shot winner!

T&A TEAM, CHIP ROWE, HEFFYS, T.J. MILLER AND KNOW IT OR SHOW IT!

This morning we heard stories regarding the complaints about nudity on in-flight programming.  Bob DeMoss, was shocked when bare breasts and a sex scene confronted him on a recent Delta flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta when he decided to tune into the free on-demand, Starz Channel political drama “Boss.” Bob said “I didn’t expect for a woman to bare her breasts six inches from my face on an airplane. We say lighten up the T & A Team is on the case.

Then we talked to our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe who answered our listener’s questions and concerns. For example, our first question was about a married man who loves to wear women’s clothing.

Then we presented our Heffy nominees, where Andrea took the lead with her 110 year old Heffy!  

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour by welcoming T.J. Miller into the Mini Mansion for his first time! T.J. discussed his ex-wife of 37 years who shall remain nameless, and also contributed to Andreas belated Machine Gun Titty Salute to honor our Veterans.  Be sure to catch T.J. on Comedy Central’s show “Mash Up” Tuesdays at 12:30AM/ 11:30c. Then we brought in models Caitlin and Destiny for everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show It!” T.J. stuck around for the nudity, and to be a life line. Today’s categories included T.J. Miller and all other famous TJ’s, Trouble happening with the CIA, Personal Questions and questions about the Election. Of course, the beautiful ladies failed to answer the questions correctly, so they lost clothing and we got to see it all!

WEEKLY CHRONICLE, ROBIN HUSTLE, BOND OR BONDAGE, MR. SKIN, JON LOVITZ, COOCHIE CASINO!

The Weekly Chronicle returned with Mason Tvert, the Co- Director of the Campaign to Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol. Mason is responsible for the day-to-day operations of the organization, including strategic planning, media relations, lobbying, fundraising, and other assorted mayhem. Now that it’s legal in Colorado, you can read more information at RegulateMarijuana.org

We chatted with Robin Hustle, a current high-end prostitute who told us what to expect when choosing to be a prostitute. Robin usually charges around $300 an hour, but not only is time management a major factor in this business, but also organization. Robin also discussed her advertising techniques and the risks you take in the prostitution world.  

We talked to Dr. Fahd Benslimane, from Casablanca Morocco that is a plastic surgeon who claims he has found the formula for the ideal pair of legs. He spent twelve years analyzing photographs of models and athletes, Barbie dolls, Greek statues and much more to work out what type of legs were considered the most attractive in the western world. Dr. Fahd said those with perfect pins include the likes of Nicole Kidman, Greta Garbo and Kate Moss.

Elise’s “Perfect” Legs

 The Power Hour:

Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour sharing all the latest in celebrity nudity. We got a sneak peek at Kristin Stewart’s breasts in her new film On The Road. Mr. Skin also shared the nudity of Monica Bellucci, and the different pubic styles of Sasha Grey and Helen Hunt, who both have a bush. Andrea used her Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em, and Pick ‘em Titty Pick technique and predicted the Buffalo Bills to beat the Dolphins in tonight’s NFL game. Then we spoke with comedic legend Jon Lovitz about his endless invitations to the Playboy Mansion. You can see Jon this Saturday at the Brea Improv - be sure to tell him we say “Hello!” Next, we brought three models, Gema, Cody and Kalelah into the Mini Mansion for a round of Coochie Casino! Kevin and Andrea felt like gambling this morning so they placed bets on the ladies’ Sexual Past, Present and Future. We learned that Gema loves to give oral sex, Cody’s favorite position is on top and Kalelah loves to take it deep doggy style!

ROBIN LEACH, FRIDAY AWARDS, TITTY PICKS NAKED MAGIC SHOW, PENN JILLETTE!!!

We talked to Scott Alexander for all the upcoming Black Friday deals. You can get a Galaxy S3 at Sam’s Club for $1 with a contract. Scott told us most of the same deals in stores are available online!

Then we chatted with Robin Leach about all things happening in Vegas including the departure of Garth Brooks. Robin will be celebrating a Rock Thanksgiving at Vince Neil’s home! More details for LV are at VegasDeluxe.com

We announced the FRIDAY AWARDS and the categories and winners were: Doctor of the week: Alexyss K. Tylor, Creeper of the week: Jaron’s Heffy winner Uncle Travisand the Sexiest Moment of the week.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour watching Kevin show off his magic trick skills before we met the real magician, Penn Jillette. In the mean time, Andrea gave us her informative topless Week In Sex. Once Kevin was finished we were happy to welcome Penn Jillette to the Mini Mansion. Penn’s new book, Every Day is an Atheist Holiday, was just released this week. Then we introduced three models, Roxanne, Charlotte and Jackie to demonstrate our own Naked Magic Show for Penn. Roxanne was first to show her tricks which involved her breasts and a deck of cards. Next, Charlotte had everyone’s full attention as she magically made her lingerie disappear. Last but not least, Jackie was able to saw off a pair of playboy panties and “magically” have them on her with no tears. All in all, Penn was very impressed!

Andrea’s Weekend TITTY PICKS: Baltimore Ravens, Denver Broncos, New Orleans Saints, Bengals, Packers, Texans, Jets, Redskins, Cardinals, Patriots, Bears, Bucaneers, Browns. 

We missed you last week!

Here’s a new cartoon, from the December 2012 issue of Playboy. Give us your best caption!

This morning we returned live to celebrate CYBER GIRL MONDAY with our Playboy hotties! We checked in with our sexy January 2011 RadioMate, Kari Nautique and took a sneak peek at her Playboy Plus Cyber shoot! Kari shared her secret to a great body, which is paying her personal trainer with sex. Hot!

Then we chatted with Chloe Nelson, the creator of the UK-based Lady Pillow. Lady Pillow is the first company to launch a range of breast and body support pillows made from memory foam. If you have big breasts or know someone who does, this might be the perfect Holiday gift!

We kicked off some Good Naked Bad Naked stories and had everything from men flashing women to naked yoga! All in all, it was a mix of bad and strange naked.

The Power Hour:

Andrea kicked off the Power Hour with her informative Lowell Down, which included a strange story involving a New York doctor marketing Botox to gamblers to help them maintain their poker faces. Joining us in the Mini Mansion, we welcomed lead vocalist Michael Starr and lead guitarist Satchel from the rock band Steel Panther. We heard several sexual experiences that took place with them on tour, and also the latest news on their first DVD “The British Invasion”. The DVD is available now and debuted at #2 on Billboard’s Top Music Videos.  Miss March 2009 Jennifer Pershing joined us to honor Steel Panther, who helped launch her career with Playboy when she was spotted by a Playboy scout at one of their concerts. We also had two sexy Cyber Girls Ashley Sasha and Roxanne Dawn join in on the fun for some Groupie Training. The girls gave us their best tip while shedding clothes in front of the camera, and also demonstrated the best way to “flash” the band, who critiqued their form. Last but not least, Ashley and Roxanne had a panty toss where they had to toss their panties across the studio and into the hands of Michael Starr and Satchel. We wrapped up the show with Andrea’s Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em and Pick ‘em titty pick, which predicted the Philadelphia Eagles to win in tonight’s NFL game!

This morning we discussed a very disturbing topic relating to bestiality laws in Germany.  Bestiality was legalized in 1969, the same year that gay sex was also removed from the criminal code. After that, sex with animals was only punishable if the animal was severely injured. Apparently sex with animals isn’t so rare in Germany. However, the group Veterinarians against Zoophilia says that thousands of Germans exchange information online about sex with animals and that some farms rent out animals for sexual exploitation. The new law would ban these so-called “animal brothels” and also make it illegal to train animals for sex with humans.

We switched to a much better subject when we chatted with Scott Alexander about all things in the technological world. He also told us when you stay in a hotel make sure their locks are not from Onity. They are HACKABLE!

We played a round of “What’s In Their Pant’s?” where we had callers guess what was stuffed down the pants of various adventures in the news. Today we had a baby, two calculators and a bag of pot. Then we had a Fantasy Girl Team update!

The Power Hour:

Today we got to hang with Alec Sulkin, Writer/ Producer of the hit show, “Family Guy.” Alec, who just spent Thanksgiving in his brand new Cape Cod home, also shared his experiences co-writing the movie Ted. Alec was challenged to a Playboy’s Top Tweets vs. Top Teats – a Tweet-off with our two lovely topless models, Hazel and Kimberly. From ‘Salvation Army Bells’ to ‘Foot Fetishes’ our guests were given different topics to tweet about on the spot. The winner of the Tweet-off was none other than “Comedy’s King of Tweeting” himself, @TheSulk. We wrapped up the show when Andrea Titty picked lottery numbers for Wednesday’s record jackpot Powerball drawing – 19,29,32,40,45 and Powerball #23! Nathan in Oregon was kind enough to buy us a lottery ticket using those numbers! 

CRIMES OF PASSION, WWHD, PLAYMATE MISS NOVEMBER 2012, ROCKET CITY REDNECKS, KNOW IT OR SHOW IT!!!

This morning we kicked off today’s show with CRIMES OF PASSION. We dissected a few stories, one of them involving a woman who tried to murder her boyfriend with her boobs, a man who got scratched in the eye balls by his girlfriend for finishing before he could make her climax and a lesbian who was assaulted with an ironing board from her girlfriend due to a misplaced sex toy. These CRIMES OF PASSION stories got a little out of hand when we heard about a woman punching her boyfriend in the face for choosing to watch football over sex! YIKES!

Our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe joined in to talk about several questions and concerns. Chip helped us figure out our first question which involved a girl who does not like to be touched while she orgasms. Then we played a round of “What Would Hef Do?” The question we asked Hef was, “What do you say to people who call Playboy obscene?  Mr. Hefner told us his brilliant answer! Before we headed into the Power Hour, Andrea gave us her famous Lowell Down!

The Power Hour:

We introduced new Playmate Miss November 2012 Britany Nola, who stopped by the Mini Mansion. We got to know a lot about our Playmate! For example, in High School she was voted most likely to become famous, as well as best looking – naturally!  Britany’s sexy curves led us into Who Knows a Playmate’s Naked Body Best: Kevin, Andrea or Britney? We zoomed the TV cameras in on different parts of Britney’s Playboy pictorial, and tried to guess what we were looking at. Her breasts? Her arm? Nobody got a perfect score, but it was fun guessing! After that, we gave Britany her Playmate Pick Six. She answered six personal questions, such as, “What’s your favorite sexual position?” Her answer – on top! Of course, Britany got all of her questions right, for a perfect score! We also introduced Travis and Rog from Nat Geo’s Rocket City Rednecks. The show returns tomorrow November 29^th for its second season at 9PM ET/PT. These Rednecks even made an Iron Man suit from old car parts they found in a junk yard! We wrapped up the show with everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show it!” Our models Paula, Britnee and Danielle had three categories to choose from – “Let’s get ready to redneck”- questions about things that are red, “One guy only had 5 out of 6 Powerball numbers and now he has Power Blue Balls” – questions about the lottery, and “The guy who worked for NASA was a real asshole-tronaut” – questions about space. Of course, the beautiful ladies failed to answer the questions correctly, so they lost clothing and we got to see it all!

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APTITUDE TEST, X TRAIN, MR. SKIN, JAY PHILLIPS, ARMA-GET-IT-IN, TITTY PICKS!!!

This morning we chatted with John Bolaris who was featured in the Jan/Feb 2012 issue of Playboy with a fascinating story. John, who lost his job as a weather anchor in Philadelphia last year was drugged and robbed by women in Miami. Also joining us on the phone was his fiancé and Playboy model Erica Smitheman who was recently in the spotlight for hijacking her soon to be husbands twitter account with racy photos.

As if a weekend in Las Vegas isn’t wild enough for Southern Californians, President and CEO, Michael Barron, is about to add five more hours of party to either end. We chatted with Michael about his agreement last week  with Union Pacific Railroad, and how the Las Vegas Railway Express is one step closer to bringing to life the X Train, a luxurious “party train” complete with big screen TVs, recliners and two ultra lounges.

We had a chance to find out who was the most Bi- Curious between Andrea, Gina and Elise by taking another Sexual Aptitude Test by Kevin! Gina scored the highest!

The Power Hour:

Mr. Skin  kicked off the Power Hour giving us the rundown for this week in celebrity nudity, which included a SEXY shot of Elizabeth Banks’ ass! Check out his website for all the latest nude photos. Then we welcomed comedian Jay Phillips back to the Mini Mansion for some fun. Recently on a 40 city comedy tour, Jay shared his worst memory about running into some shady characters at a motel in Minneapolis. To make up for it, we introduced him to three gorgeous models – Caitlin, Amber and Lisa! We played a game called Arma-Get-It-In, where the girls had one last chance to do anything they wanted before the world comes to an end.  According to the Mayans, we only have a few weeks left, so what’s a better way to wrap up life as we know it by having three topless models act out their unfulfilled fantasies?! Caitlin was first to get her Arma-Get-It-In wish – to go streaking. Second, Amber went cage diving with sharks (which actually took place in a kiddie pool filled with fake fish), and our last model, Lisa, had the chance to make homemade wine by rubbing and squishing grapes all over her breasts! The girls were thrilled to have made their dreams come true in the Mini Mansion!

KEVIN COOK, ROBIN LEACH, FRIDAY AWARDS, EASTBOUND & DOWN’S STEVE LITTLE AND CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING!!!

This morning we kicked off the show talking to Playboy contributor Kevin Cook, who is featured in the November 2012 issue of Playboy for his article, The World’s Most Dangerous 18 Holes” – pg. 78.  His new book, THE LAST HEADBANGERS: NFL Football in the Rowdy, Reckless ‘70s: The Era that Created Modern Sports tells the inside story of the most colorful decade in NFL history.  You can also check out his new article “Rebel Nation” in the December 2012 issue.

We also checked in with the famous Robin Leach who is currently in Los Angeles for his five-year health checkup at the Proctologist! With Christmas and New Years Eve swiftly approaching, Las Vegas has a lot of fun events planned ahead.

We announced the FRIDAY AWARDS and the categories were: Wrong Answer of the Week, Celebrating Diversity Moment of the Week and Sexiest Moment of the Week!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the show with Andrea’s sexy and informative topless Week In Sex. Then we were happy to welcome Groundlings and HBO star, Steve Little from Eastbound and Down! Catch Steve at “The Groundlings Holiday Show” which opens tonight and runs through December 22^nd. Click here for tickets!  We also brought in three of our sexy models, Diana, Charlotte and Mia, to join Steve for some Topless Improv. The girls were given a sexy scenario as he coached them along the way.Afterwards, the girls were ready for the Mini Mansion Christmas Tree Lightening Ceremony, where they decorated the tree with ornaments and lingerie. To add to the festivities, we also had Diana and Charlotte paint each other’s breasts as Christmas Ornaments! 

Andrea’s Weekend TITTY PICKS: 49ers, Chargers, Bills, Chiefs, Seahawks, Colts, Packers, Texans, Patriots, Jets, Broncos, Steelers, Browns and Cowboys!

Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, found in the December 2012 issue of Playboy magazine.

BULLET PROOF CARS, GOOD NAKED/ BAD NAKED, MINI MANSION GIVEAWAYS, COREY HOLCOMB, SIMONE BIENNE, TRUTH OR BARE-APY!!!

There are only 3 weeks left in the Mini Mansion, but before we move to our new and improved Major Mini Mansion, everything must go! Today our first Playboy Giveaway was the Liquidation Giveaway. Call us all week to win yourself some playboy memorabilia (877) 205 -9796.

We congratulated Andrea’s Titties for winning 12 out of the 14 NFL wins over the weekend!

Have you ever wanted to bulletproof your car? We talked to Trent Kimball, President and CEO of Texas Armoring who is featured in the December 2012 issue for “How To Bullet Proof Your Car” – pg. 43. In the early 1970s, Trent Kimball’s father had a dream while working for the U.S. Government as a special agent how armored vehicles can save lives. Today, Trent leads Texas Armoring Corporation and the company stands proudly as the market leader for manufacturing quality, lightweight armored cars, trucks, SUVs, and other specialty vehicles. Trent mentioned a fully armed bulletproof car could cost around $75,000 and up.

Then we heard a mixture of some Good Naked and Bad Naked stories!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with comedian Corey Holcomb, who told us he is currently dating the friend of his 19-year-old daughter. He also shared his story about walking in on his babysitter while she was masturbating! Check out Corey at the Houston Improv December 19^th- 23^rd. Then, we introduced Award-winning TV and Radio Host, Sex Columnist and Sex Therapist, Simone Bienne! Through her work with couples, Simone has learned that whatever issues we have in life, sooner or later, it will affect our relationships and sex lives. Simone even gave Corey some advice on his current romance, shared tips to spice things up in the bedroom, and broke down how to tell when women lie! Then we had three beautiful ladies, Tashia, Sarah and Molly, join us for a round of “Truth or Bare-Apy.”  They each wrote down anonymous, sexy stories and experiences they have had involving other women. Kevin, Andrea, Corey and Simone had to guess which stories belonged to the correct girl. Simone then used her psychosexual and relationship knowhow to help the girls enjoy their sex lives even more. As we wrapped things up, Andrea used her titties to predict the Washington Redskins to win tonight’s NFL game.

GAMES & GADGETS, REVEREND TED, WHATS BETTER THAN, ANDY SERKIS, HOTTEST HOBBITS!!!

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be expecting a baby! This morning we kicked off the show with an update on Kate Middleton’s pregnancy. Kevin and Andrea are betting that Kate’s cervix will dilate bigger than William’s bald spot!

When checked in with Scott Alexander our Games & Gadgets guru who spread the news about the text message turning 20 yesterday. The first text was “Merry Christmas,” but according to Scott, he said it goes to show that texting was dumb even back then.

We talked to “Dr. Ted” (Reverend Ted) about his latest article, “Labor of Lust” pg. 24 in the December 2012 issue. If you really appreciate classic erotic films be sure to check out his article. Ted is the Founder of the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas – The Museum (EHM) was created between a partnership of a Preacher and a Pornographer.  Rev. Ted McIlvenna and Harry Mohney agreed to work together to create the Las Vegas Erotic Heritage Museum and maintain a mission of preservation for erotic artifacts, fine art and film.

In honor of tonight’s Victoria Secret Fashion Show we played a round of What’s Better Than…Victoria’s Secret? Today’s answers included the word “VICTORIA” or the word “SECRET.”

Today’s item in our Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway: Booty Pop Bonanza! Call us all week to win yourself some playboy memorabilia (877) 205 -9796.

 The Power Hour:

We kicked things off in the Power Hour with Andy Serkis, whom you may know as the character Gollum from the “Lord of the Rings” films. His new movie, “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,” is the first film in a new Middle Earth trilogy, and will be released on December 14^th. Andy gave us some advice for our first ever Hottest Hobbit Search - look for the pointiest ears and hairiest feet! Not very sexy, but practical. Poor Andrea missed her chance to do her Gollum voice for Andy, but he did his for us! Then we welcomed back funny guy Brad Williams to be a judge for our Hottest Hobbit Search. Brad told us that he’d just found out about Dwarfism Awareness Month in October. Next year he’ll celebrate! We introduced our three sexy hobbit contestants Lindsey, Danielle and Destiny. The girls presented us with sexy outfits, racy “hobbit” tales and special talents. After the girls shared their stories and showed off their lingerie, we got to see their talents! Lindsey spoke in French, Danielle did a booty clap on all fours and Destiny showed off her twerking skills (a high-octane booty shake)! Once Destiny lost her clothes and gave us a second  twerk show, we crowned her as our Hottest Hobbit!   

MINI MANSION GIVEAWAYS, PLAYBOY ADVISOR, SECRET SANTA LINGERIE FASHION SHOW!!!

Today’s item in our Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway was Gina’s World Famous Clapping Gloves from over the years! Call us all week to win yourself some playboy memorabilia (877) 205 -9796.

Just after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was broadcasted, a new line of Anti-Rape panties were discovered. A few websites have uncovered the truth about the Victoria’s Secret anti-rape panties  line “PINK Loves CONSENT.” According to New York Magazine today, this parody was launched by activist types, “To win back customers it has alienated with its ‘rape culture’ styles.” These brands are meant to replace supposed rape-friendly slogans like “SURE THING” with rape-curbing slogans like “ASK FIRST.” The activist goes on to explain, “When it comes to sex, words like ‘no’ are for setting boundaries, NOT flirting.

Then we talked to our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe who answered our listener’s questions and concerns. For example, our first question was about how men should wear their scarves. Which do you prefer, under the coat or over the coat?

Then we presented our Heffy nominees, where Elise took the lead with her 83-year-old nominee, Ruby Freeland.  Ruby’s 2012 firearm deer season proved to be a memorable one as she harvested a dandy 9-point buck with her trusty 30/30 lever-action Marlin while hunting with her husband! Stay tuned as we will follow up with her tomorrow!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with Part One of our Secret Santa Lingerie Fashion Show, featuring beautiful models, Drea, Kimberly and Jamie. Each girl had to earn a wrapped present from under our Christmas Tree by answering personal questions provided by Kevin & Andrea.  Once they unwrapped their presents – which included a decorative Star of David, a diaper, a gift bag with a reindeer on it, and more – Drea, Kimberly and Jamie had to creatively make their own lingerie outfits with them! They had seven minutes to prepare while Andrea gave us her famous Lowell Down. We wrapped up the show with Part Two of our Secret Santa Lingerie Fashion Show – the Catwalk! First, Drea presented her snow bunny costume with bows covering her nipples – and she used the inside of the diaper for her bunny tail! Jamie went for the Rudolph look, covering herself in ribbons and cut out antlers. Last but not least, we saw Kimberly wearing the Star of David across her chest with a Christmas card covering her vagina. However, she did say she wanted her card to be stuffed.

FEASTIALITY, MR. SKIN, GABRIELA DIAS, HEFARDY!!!

Today’s item in our Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway was Canacopia- a few cans of bacon, cheese and butter! In addition to those items we also threw in a bra hanging from our chandelier.  Call us all week to win yourself some playboy memorabilia (877) 205 -9796.

We followed up with Elise’s Heffy Winner from yesterday’s show. The 83-year-old Ruby Freeland, who had a memorable deer-hunting season as she harvested a dandy 9-point buck with her 30/30 lever-action Marlin, joined us to accept her Heffy Award. Ruby has hunted squirrels, rabbits, deer’s and ducks, but her favorite meat is venison!

Have you ever heard of a burger that you have to sign a waiver to eat? That’s why we call it FEASTIALITY!  We spoke to Martin Bunce, owner of Atomic Burger about the new Fallout Burger Challenge. The Fallout pizza burger challenge dares you to attempt the triple burger stack with triple chili fries. The XXX Fallout Ghost chili hot sauce is so hot and savory you may just run from the deep fried double cheese & tomato pizza buns! The Challenge costs £25 per person, you must be over 18 to compete and a full, legally binding waver must be signed before attempting the Fallout challenge.

BREAKING NEWS! We had a chance to speak with Granny Lowell today. While we caught up with Granny Lowell she also gave us her love life advice, which was, “If you can’t get them in the mood, go to bed in the nude!”

The Power Hour:

Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour sharing all the latest in celebrity nudity. We got a sneak peek at Olivia Wilde, Jessica Biel’s breasts and Leslie Mann! Then we had the beautiful Brazilian model, Gabriela Dias wo was featured in our September 2012 issue for “Becoming Attraction”  join us to translate our interview with our December 2012 Playboy model, Dany Gielh. Dany, the Southern Brazilian bombshell chatted with us about her sexy tan lines! Next, we played a round of Hefardy – just like Jeopardy, but with only two beautiful models as contestants. Rachel and Jillisa tested their smarts in categories such as: The F- word, Things Andrea has done on a first date, Early American Literature, Lesbian Smells and Sex Positions.  Instead of hitting a buzzer to have the first turn, our models stated their names and flashed their boobs as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, there was no Hefardy winner in today’s game, as the girls finished with NEGATIVE scores! Andrea also predicted the Broncos to win tonight’s game against the Raiders.

PLAYBAY, ROBIN LEACH, FIRDAY AWARDS, MARILYN MONROE!!!

Today we got a peek at some collectible PLAYBAY items. First up was our friend Frank who is still selling the Playboy Rabbit! Make his day and help him unload it!

Our second PLAYBAY item from Roni, is a GORGEOUS, authentic @Playboy Club Chair. Tell Roni we sent you!

The third item up for sale is John’s extremely rare 1980’s Vintage Playboy Floor Lamp running for $175!

We had a surprise call from the beautiful Playmate Heather Rene. Heather called in this morning to share all the recent details taking place in her life. However, it was a little hard to understand what she was talking about! Then we checked in with Mr. Robin Leach to hear the latest going on in Vegas. Check out the lingerie photos of Miss Universe contestants on VegasDeluxe.com!

Today’s item in our Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway was Autographed Memorabilia. Continue to call us all week to win more playboy memorabilia! (877) 205 -9796

We announced the FRIDAY AWARDS and the categories were: Under Pressure Performance of the Week, Oldie But Goodie of the Week and Sexiest moment of the week. 

The Power Hour: 

We kicked off the Power Hour with Andrea’s sexy and informative Week in Sex. Then we had our first ever Marilyn-Off! Six Marilyn Monroe look- a-likes; Ashley, BeeBee, Alli, Jessica, Cody, Sugar and Alan (Marilyn MANroe) joined us to see who could impersonate the sexy icon the best. Our Marilyn impersonators had three rounds of competition. First up was the Interview round – they each had to answer questions about Marilyn’s life – in character, Fandemonium required our contestants to step over a fan and recreate Marilyn’s famous manhole scene, and Movie Quote Trivia tested our contestants’ knowledge of Marilyn films based on famous quotes. We narrowed it down to three finalists, Ashley, Alli and Sugar, but couldn’t choose between them – so they all shared our Marilyn-Off title! We wrapped up the show with Strip Dradle, where Cody and BeeBee removed clothes based on which Dradle letter came up when they spun it. They exposed their giant breasts, making everyone winners!

Andrea’s Weekend Titty Picks: Packers, Cowboys, Bills, Redskins, Chiefs, Falcons, Vikings, Colts, Jets, Steelers, Eagles , Dolphins, Giants, Seahawks, Packers!

Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, found in the pages of Playboy magazine!

CARTOON UP, CONDAM AMBULANCE, MAKIN BACON, GOOD NAKED/ BAD NAKED, HOMO FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!!

Condom Ambulance: New Service Delivers Rubbers To New Jersey College Co-Eds:

We talked Kyle McCabe, a sophomore at New Jersey College and founder of Condom Ambulance. The school has created CondAm, an on-campus condom delivery service that lets precoital co-eds order rubbers to their dorm room by phone, text or on the web. Within minutes of placing an order, founder Kyle will show up at your door with one condom ($3) or 10 ($15) and a waiver to be signed by the buyer. There’s no actual ambulance yet, but he does have a helmet with a flashing light and a backpack full of Trojans.

It’s MAKIN’ BACON!

Bringing you the latest advancements in BACON & SEX! First up we talked to Justin, the Owner and Co-Founder of J&D’s Foods, and “Bacon Entrepreneur.”  A new high-end bacon-scented shaving cream not only makes you “feel like a champion,” but makes you smell like breakfast for hours on end. Developed by the same guys who came up with the Bacon Coffin, J&D Foods’ Bacon Shaving Cream has essential oils that condition the face and make it smell like sizzling strips of pork all day long. The product sells at $14.99 a pop!

Christmas is coming, and there’s no better way to stuff the stocking of that special someone. We talked to Greg Spielberg about The Personalized 3-DEA Sex Toy! 3DEA, a pop- up 3D printing store in New York City, is offering customized dildos formed from laser scans — and 3D print-outs — of customers’ penises. Plus, it’s not just an in-and-out affair: the 3DEA package includes champagne, chocolate, and some quality alone time in a luxury hotel room. At $250 a pop, it may be too hard a bargain for some, but those interested shouldn’t mess around, so act now!

We got into some Good Naked/ Bad Naked stories! Remember – if you come across nudity in the news and need help deciding if it’s GOOD NAKED or BAD NAKED, send it to morningshow@playboy.com!

Today’s Mini Mansion Moving LIQUIDATION GIVEAWAY was given to a lucky listener! We gave away Uncle Tio’s (from @BreakingBad_AMC) autographed HONORARY HEFFY TROPHY!

The Power hour:

We started today’s Power Hour off by getting to know our lovely model Gema Spice! Gema kicked off our first Homo For The Holiday’s of the season when she decided that she would go “homo” to her Aunt Debbie. Gema came clean to Aunt Debbie describing her first girl on girl experience in High School. Best line from our Homo of the Holiday’s is courtesy of Aunt Debbie when she responded to Gema’s statement being a lesbian…. “Well that explains a lot!”  Classic! We wrapped up the show with Andrea’s Titty Picks predicting the Texans to win tonight’s  NFL game!

GAMES & GADGETS, WEEKLY CHRONICLE, HOT CHICKS, NIPPLE BELLS!!!

We kicked things off today with “Hot Chicks Do Holiday Flicks.” This is where our hot chicks describe the flicks and you guess which one it is. Stay tuned for more flicks tomorrow!  After that, we talked to Scott Alexander to get all the latest on Games & Gadgets for this Holiday Season! Kevin admitted that he loves the Walking Dead game app.

We brought the Weekly Chronicle back as we chatted with Kayvan  Khalatbari, Co-Owner of Sexy Pizza. Kayvan and chef Kyle Peters wanted to add a Highlands/LoHi location to their homegrown chain that got its start in Capitol Hill in 2009. They added a second store on Old South Pearl this past March. The company is advocating the legalization of marijuana and catering to like-minded folks. Kayvan is also the Operations Manager for the Denver Relief marijuana dispensary.

Today’s Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway was a GIANT Box of Porn! Continue to call us all week to win more playboy prizes! (877) 205 -9796

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with Jim Meehan discussing his article, “Learning How To party Like a Gentleman!” He is also the owner of PDT  a delicious restaurant in New York- and created a special Playboy party punch in the December 2012 issue. Next time you’re in NYC, you must stop by PDT and tell Jim we sent you! Don’t forget to try his Holiday punch recipe on page. 122, too! We had the chance to catch up with Jackie Samuels, the professional snuggler from The Snuggery. The Snuggery is a place to take a break from the hustle and bustle of life and focus on the simple restorative pleasure of touch. Jackie was also one of our favorite guests from 2012! Lastly, we introduced three models, Sheri, Heather and Maria for Nipple Bells! The Bombshell Squad had to get their nipples fully erect by using a few simple techniques, for example, ice cubes or a cold soda can. We also threw in the option to be scared by a black man (aka Jaron)! Once the girls had their nipples fully erect, they had to hang as many bells as they could from them. It was a Christmas miracle when the Nipple Bell trophy went to Maria with four hanging bells!