Here’s a cartoon from the November 2012 issue of Playboy magazine. Dazzle us with your best caption!
Monday 11/5/12
GOOD NAKED BAD NAKED, KEVIN BLATT, PLAYMATES, ASS SEEN ON TV, TITTY PICKS!!!
Over the weekend Kevin saw the new movie Flight, starring Denzel Washington, but could not focus on the movie or any of the opening nude scenes because of the loud outbursts from the family blocking his view. Kevin was unsure if it was Jaron and his family in front of him. Ha! Andrea also shared her weekend stories while she was out of cell phone service camping not glamping with friends for the weekend.
Jaron shared the perks of voting for tomorrow…
Once you receive an “I Voted” sticker you can receive the following for free:
We broke down some Good Naked Bad Naked stories for the week involving a random naked man on someone’s bed to a gay blogger. Then we chatted with Kevin Blatt, about the rumored sex tape involving Kayne West. It was in fact true that Kayne was spotted in a 20 minute long sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look- a-like. Kevin also told us there was another sex tape involving Kim Kardashian getting peed on while laying in bathtub.
Andrea kicked off the Power Hour by providing an example of how our future First Lady should be giving a blow job to the President – it should last a minimum of 20 minutes. Then we welcomed Miss February 2010 Playmate Heather Rae Young in-studio, who shared stories of recent girl hook-ups, and mentioned that she’d like to have a threesome with Kevin and Andrea! Playmate Miriam Gonzalez, Miss March 2001, also graced us with her all-natural gigantic breasts! Heather and Miriam will co-host an Election special tomorrow at 5PM PT / 8PM ET on Playboy Radio, so be sure to tune-in. We played a game called “ASS Seen on TV” where our Playmate team battled Kevin and Andrea! They had tothink carefully and decide whether a certain phrase was an infomercial product or a porno flick. For example, “The Bed Flopper” was an actual porno of a man flopping onto a bed, and “The Shoulder Dolly” was a product for lifting heavy items. We had a sexy topless presenter Lindsey Knight present the phrases to our teams. In the end, our Playmates won the game with the most correct guesses! Andrea wrapped up the show with her Monday night Titty Pick and predicted the New Orleans Saints to win tonight’s NFL game.
Good morning! Election Day is finally here, so please go and vote!
We started off the morning talking with a bizarre 27-year-old Lawrence Edmonds, who has made a rather peculiar bet with a pal. Lawrence has visited several of England’s Anglican Cathedrals and has licked 62 of them. Edmonds still has 20 houses of worship to go and is hoping to use his mission to help raise money for the cathedrals. Edmonds also said he usually licks by a recognizable feature or a sign. Is this a strange sexual addiction, or just strange?
Scott Alexander our Games & Gadgets guru talked about the new iPad mini, Hulu and Halo 4! Then we played WHAT WOULD HEF DO, where we had to figure out Hef’s favorite hidden place in LA. The answer was: “…at the mansion in the grotto.”
We were happy to welcome back our previous Playboy Morning Show Guest of the Year, Adam Carolla! Adam gave us the low- down on his new alcohol product MANGRIA! Oh and there is 20.9% alcohol content in each bottle!
Gay Women, Straight Talk was back today starring Carol and Andrea. Today we spoke with Asia Voight, who is an internationally known Animal Communicator, Intuitive Counselor, Teacher, Inspirational Speaker, Radio Host and Author.
We kicked off the Power Hour by revealing this year’s STARS for “Dancing with the Porn Stars!’’ Our 2012 competition will feature Britney Young, Courtney Taylor, Casey Cumz, Marco Banderas and Scarlet Banks. We had a sexy and very long legged spokes model, Nicole Oscarson reveal which dance our morning crew members will be performing. The teams and dances are as follows: Kevin & Britney – Morning Bollywood, Andrea & Courtney – Hairy Ballroom, Gina & Marco – Hand Job Hand Jive, Elise & Scarlet – Wife-Swapping Swing, and JaRon & Casey will perform the MerinGAY for Pay! We also had Steve Wilson and his Co-host Jan Klink from his new “WTF” show drop by the studio. Steve and Jan, who met on Twitter, will be featured on Hot97.com starting next Monday! The show has the same humor as Tosh.O and Ridiculousness (starring Rob Dyrdek) along with many comical pictures for your viewing pleasure.
We talked to Chris Hardwick this morning about his first one-hour Comedy Central stand-up special, “Chris Hardwick: Mandroid” debuting Saturday, November 10th at 11pm ET/PT.The Nerdist himself, is a contributing writer for Wired Magazine and is the host of AMC’s “Talking Dead,” a live after-show for “The Walking Dead.” Hardwick is the founder of Nerdist, a cross-platform production entity devoted to all things nerd-related.
Kevin and Andrea shared the Abbott & Costello’s “Who’s on First” routine with Elise for the first time. She’s was exhausted, but liked it!
Our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe joined in to talk about male gigolos, foot fetishes, third party situations in the bedroom and much more. Hopefully the questions were answered to everyone’s concerns.
We got a Post- Election recap from Cookie Monster. However, since he did not want to tell us whom he voted for, he told us that his candidate DID win. Cookie was getting too worked up so we switched him to Andrea’s private line.
Kicking things off in the Power Hour, we talked to UFC Octagon girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer! The girls shared stories about their biggest fans, how they stay in shape and what kind of solution they use to oil their bodies up during a show! Arianny and Brittney, who are also Playboy Cover Models, will be doing a calendar signing tonight from 6-8PM at the UFC gym in Torrance. After we spoke with the girls, we introduced three sexy models, Kat, Danielle and Britnee, who joined us for everyone’s favorite naked trivia game show, “Know it or Show It!” Today’s categories included The British Spy Had Itchy Balls Until He Used Bond – Gold Bond, Obama Keeps His House – That Makes One Of Us, and Marijuana Is Now Legal In Colorado – Pass The Ballot To The Left Hand Side. Of course, the beautiful ladies failed to answer the questions correctly, so they lost clothing and we got to see it all!
This morning we talked to Dr. Fran Fisher from improveintimacy.com, who went from being a nun to a sex therapist! Fran, 63, originally from Manchester, joined a convent at 18, believing the life of a nun was her calling. But within two years, she became disillusioned, left the convent and met her future husband who later introduced her to SWINGING. Dr. Fran admitted to us that nun-on-nun action is more than a rumor!
Then we got a peek at some collectible PLAYBAY items.
Item #1: Custom Build Playboy Beer Pong Table.
Item #2: A Pink Playboy Flag that hung over Rachelle’s bed and has seen a LOT of action!
Item #3: A fantastic Playboy Dart board.
Before we headed into the Power Hour we got to know our partners for “Dancing with the Stars!” Marco, Britney, Courtney, Scarlet and Casey joined Kevin and Andrea in studio.
Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour giving us the rundown for this week in celebrity nudity. Check out his website for nude photos of the ladies starring in the new James Bond film, Skyfall! Then we introduced our Dancing with the Porn Stars judges! We welcomed comedian David Attell, porn legend Ron Jeremy, Broadway performer Stan Mazin and Playmate Shauna Sand into the mini mansion. They had to judge our dance teams, which consisted of a porn star and a morning show team member, on their chemistry, creativity and sexuality. Kevin & Britney performed the Morning Bollywood, Andrea & Courtney showed some skin during their Hairy Ballroom, Gina & Marco showed off their Hand Job Hand Jive, Elise & Scarlet got a little grabby during the Wife-Swapping Swing, and last but not least, Jaron & Casey scared us a little with their Merin-GAY for Pay! We also introduced a new sexy blonde bombshell, Charlie Kristine, who served as our topless “Ring Girl” for the competition, holding up a sign before each performance to let the judges know what was coming next. We are still tabulating scores and will present our winner tomorrow!
ROBIN LEACH, FRIDAY AWARDS , CYBER GIRL, NOT THE MAN!!!
We had some Playboy Breaking News this morning involving former Playboy triplets. We spoke with model Vicki Satterfield who gave us her version of what happened in her recent brawl blasted in the news. Police arrested Vickie and her sister Sarah after a fight that broke out in a dressing room from the Brass Pole strip club. Vicki thinks the fight started over her clothing choice for the 80’s night at the club. It appears they got “Physical.”
The unofficial Mayor, Robin Leach gave us the latest updates in Las Vegas. Check out VegasDeluxe.com for more.
FRIDAY AWARDS were announced and the categories were: Sexpert of the Week, Wine Moment of the Week and of course the Sexiest Moment of the Week. Congratulations to Ron Jeremy for winning with Sexpert award and to Adam Carolla for taking down the Wine of the Week! Stay tuned to find out the winner of Sexiest Moment on Monday.
Then we had a chance to speak with the gorgeous and Italian, Sophia Beretta. The newly featured Cyber Girl and green-eyed love told us all about her sexual experience she had at the zoo. Check out this babe….
We kicked off today’s Power Hour welcoming our good friend Brody Stevens back to the Mini Mansion! Brody hung around for today’s new game and also while Andrea dove deep into her Week in Sex report. Then we welcomed Meredith Molinari, the new host on Playboy TV’s reality dating show, “The Man.” The show airs on Saturdays @ 10 p.m. E/P. Joining Meredith, we brought in two models Renee and Maria for a new morning show game called, “Not the Man.” Our questionable contestants for “Not the Man” included Dan Horowitz- author of The Pillow Treatment, Irregular Ed, and Brody. All three had to compete in a bra removal competition involving lovely Renee and Maria. During the first round, Irregular Ed beat Brody, but in the second round Dan Horowitz took on Irregular Ed, and won! Meredith was there to judge fair and square on who was the best at removing a bra, and help choose a winner for the overall competition. Congratulations, Dan!
Andrea’s weekend TITTY PICKS: Giants, Dolphins, Vikings, Patriots, Saints, Chargers, Broncos, Ravens, Seahawks, Cowboys, 49ers, Bears
It’s that time again! Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, found in the Nov. 2012 issue of Playboy magazine.
